The Advantages of Piggy House
If you live in a messy house, like I do you have an advantage over others. WHAT!? Yup, you do. And
deep in your heart of hearts you know it. Why spend 15 minutes making up that fancy bed with its pillows of lace and fake
gold. Why put the cute bunny in the middle? Why go to the fridge and get a real carrot for the fake bunny? After all your
cat will only drag the carrot away. OK, you got me. I don't know first hand what happens ... because I don't make my bed.
I know you are shocked. But it is true. But what if others see your bed, you ask. Well, I usually
arrange to meet them at the local Starbucks at such-and-such time.
I live in a rooming house
A rooming house that is similar to the frat house that was in that National Lampoon Movie that stared
Baloushi .... Ahhhhh, Animal House.
The Bottom Line
You just walk out of your room and forget cleaning. The dust and stuff on the floor and the this
and that ... well, just turn a blind eye. It is amazing but I believe my Swiss Army knife has never been lost. I know exactly
where it is on the "dresser." The Dresser is a mess, both inside and out.
To be continued ... if people wanna learn more about HOW Piggy HOUSE saves me time and energy that
I expend on other things. Buying a PEETs coffee and doing the FREE Internet PEETs has for us goof offs. You can get FREE ertainment
sitting by near the San Jose State fountain. Valley Fair Mall and the fountain at San Jose State have the best people watching.
